Film Theory: How To SAVE Jurassic Park (Jurassic World)

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    The tragedy of all the lives lost at Jurassic World could have been PREVENTED! That's right! If they had followed the real world rules of Zoos and Theme Parks, we could be going to see some IRL dinos RIGHT NOW. Instead, I trudged through the rules and regulations to figure out how to run a SUCCESSFUL Jurassic Park.
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    1. Paul Landshof

      Steven didn’t make Jurassic world you failed us matpat

    2. a cool channel cool

      Everything you said I already new

    3. Omar Rios

      9:11 what movie/show is that?

    4. Lucy Levicky

      #prattpat

    5. WideEyedSurfer

      Anybody realized that matpats picture of a Gazelle is not a Gazelle 'Cause I did

    6. Thomas Lee

      8:20 MILLIONS of years not BILLIONS of years

    7. Kristina Lensbergiene

      Keep it jurrasic ok its my child hood

    8. lil pump

      So your Telling me someone's going to go in the pen with a nearly 15-ton Rex and Punisher

    9. The Australian Raptor Gaming

      Mat pat the i rex enclosure in the film was only a holding pen

    10. Who needs Names?

      When I was very little I thought that rhinos were really lame dinosaurs 😅😂

    11. detox eg

      But the animal in juresic Park arent velociraptor

    12. Matthew Prejean

      Okay first of all the fastest man alive can only run 13mp and he’s saying the average running speed is 16mp, that makes no sense at all.

    13. Cassie Eckert

      Ya you right matpat May I speak to Chris pratt

    14. annette tougas

      #PRATTPAT

    15. thisisntkelsey

      #prattpat is adorable and I love it

    16. Purple Octopus

      How about just call it mezazoik park

    17. INCARCEAS

      Uhh im pretty sure a tyrannosaurus rex was 40ft long not tall and 18ft tall not long

    18. Rowan Hill

      #prattpat

    19. Springtrap

      But the triceratops is from the Triassic period!

    20. Narwhals Swim

      Really saving Michael Crichton’s behind by throwing Spielberg under.

    21. Oliver Grande

      Doctor strange should work on this.....

    22. Somebody Not Saying Who

      Best way to not get killed in Jurassic park DONT GO THERE THEY'VE OPENED MANY VERSIONS OF THE PARK AND EVERY TIME IT GETS DOOMED AND PEOPLE DIE

    23. Brandon McOwen

      In all realism the Raptors in the Jurrasic movies more closely resemble the Utah Raptors than Velociraptors. In size, look, behavior, and I believe they did exist in the Jurrasic period but please dont quote me on that.

    24. CzM _1

      Well the t rex size diagram is actually wrong it's 5.5m tall and 12m long not the other way around. Fortunately this didn't make a difference to the calculations.

    25. The rolblox_1123 Twins

      This is your daily dose of INTERNET AND MIND BLOWING STUFFF

    26. Jacob M.

      Love everyone commenting on the “misnaming” when there’s an in-universe explanation- no one would come to a place called “Cretaceous Park.” It’s named Jurassic Park literally because it sounds cooler.

    27. Arlo Hughes

      I love jp3

    28. shashidharvarsha N

      what if Chris Pratt is watching this video how would you feel.

    29. Triedge The Gamer

      Someone plz dislike bottom !!

    30. Kendon Lopez

      I like the fact that they corrected their (movie producers) mistakes in the 2 movie

    31. Cheese Lord

      What is the kazoo used for?

    32. boythunder1103

      Hey matpat, i don't wanna nitpick, but there are adult humans in the i. rex pen scene, meaning a slight easier way would be to measure with the humans as a ruler. or maybe not i have no idea what im talking about

    33. Manith C

      Talk about a Dino-Claustrophobia

    34. Hifhuft gyg Lol

      Dangit speilburg the dinos also had feathers

    35. Leah Ali

      #prattpat 😂

    36. Deathstroke Sam

      #pratpat

    37. [Dark Bush Wookies] Tankrovsky

      40ft long 18ft high get it right

    38. Noel

      I actually think Cretaceous World is more catchy then Jurassic World.

    39. Martin Vujevic

      I just like when people are acurate with dinoz.

    40. Keevin studios Games

      #prattpat

    41. Bankai Bankai DevilFruit

      I stopped a minute the video(before finishing it) just to say how dare you sarcastically attack Jurrasic Park lll xD

    42. The Operator Nomad

      But the thing is is that they’re not fully their species. Isn’t it possible that since their DNA was mixed with other animal’s DNA to complete the genome sequence makes it natural to put them in the corresponding habitat for the animal needed to complete the genome?

    43. Morgan Godsey

      if made Jurassic Park would just make herbivores maybe just have a lot of tricertopses because TRIKES ARE AWSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    44. Cracked O' Doom

      #PrattPat

    45. Google oporater

      You made the mastake he did to MATPAT!

    46. tha fuq humor

      #Prattpat

    47. Rebellion pilot DZ-87

      No hate intended but you have ruined jarrasic world/park for me

    48. Jay A

      Irex sounds like some type of drug or something