Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

You Suck At Cooking

You Suck At Cooking

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    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:

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    1. You Suck At Cooking

      I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

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    2. Family of Geniuses

      that large knife handle is baller

    3. TheBSpike

      I love...these scones. Just the diversity between the selection; the raspberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin, even, which is basically a fucking squash. How are you gonna make a scone out of freaking squash? It blows my mind! Oh, man!

    4. Claudia Melo

      Omfg seriously ur to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    5. I can’t think of a name

      I am from Scotland and the way you pronounce it is scone hopefully this will help you on how to pronounce it I'm being sarcastic

    6. Miss Abby

      I wish my culinary teachers were like you

    7. Patrick Knowlton

      I pronounce scone as scawn, everyone tells me I'm wrong.

    8. Real Girl

      Collab with Alex Ernst

    9. Lil Stan

      Is pimblokto back yet? You said spring boi

    10. RL da Vinci8

      Dude ur hilarious!

    11. ArualBlack

      All my love to this guy and his vids 😊

    12. comes around

      You weren't good enough hahaha

    13. Gilang Irawan

      i think u are MaximilianMus

    14. Bitchy fish

      I remember when you used to swear in your videos. Good ol days.

    15. BryceBox

      Why didn't I find this channel sooner?

    16. My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen

      yum! I want to try to make these. And I absolutely love your directions LOL.

    17. LaurenJean

      This is my first video of yours I’ve watched. At first, I was thinking “My god, who is the abhorrent person behind this monotone?” And four minutes in, I thought, “Wow, this guy is relatable AF.”

    18. Jcc8t7

      Your scagel looks like a scaping scutthole

    19. John Jewell

      In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries... You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL

      1. John Jewell

        LOL !!! Thanks for the recipe!

      2. You Suck At Cooking

        Well I definitely suck at recipe writing.

    20. CrimsonCutlass

      Did you just use your petite chef to chop butter?

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    22. Letticia Delgado

      Why do I feel like this is my brother cooking

    23. Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja

      Do I need to wash my hands cause I just took a massive 💩

    24. supernova gamer

      I'M HERE

    25. 0 1

      I feel like people are asking for YSAC to revive pimblockto

    26. Joey BoXoRoX

      *You Suck At Videos!* No sub...👎

    27. fortnite youtuber

      Hey you suck at cooking

    28. Aaron Chen

      Face reveal

    29. Bad Kids Only

      My favorite scones are pumpkin spice scones or brown sugar cinnamony ones.

    30. Nadiya HNF

      Man u r koooool !!!!! Love ur recipe

    31. Cristina Sepe

      First time finding this channel. So happy lol this is great!

    32. Rojo Limar

      "Croiscone" killed me

    33. Flaming_Gauntlet

      Is it gif or jif

    34. Metaforically Speaking

      Used to be so funny once!

    35. Manda Oberg

      He said add "cream?" Whats that?

    36. SAVU

      I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.

    37. Chloe

      Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth

      1. Chloe

        You Suck At Cooking i didn’t hear it properly I should probably stop smoking it

      2. You Suck At Cooking

        Pastries are illegal in Ireland not Scotland. Maybe don't comment when you're smoking crystal meth.

    38. Dr Derp

      Don't let this video make you forget the fact that the USA failed to qualify for what seems to have been the best football World Cup so far.

    39. TotallyMature

      The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be _stupid_ It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.

      1. TotallyMature

        exactly!! us brits only go to war over things that matter!!

      2. You Suck At Cooking

        Ah right, that make sense. It's similar to the war on when you add the tea bag; before or after the water. Another thing that makes zero difference.

    40. neslef3

      i have made 4 batches of theses in the last 2 days. They're soooo good!

    41. Jordan Phillips

      How do you make such amazing music?

    42. Michael Pepin

      Laughed 4 times in under 2 minutes lol. Very funny bro

    43. Ada Veda

      Do you still need the eggs if you use one cup of cream?

    44. 36662 K

      Why is batsman making pies now ?

    45. Kylee Conrad

      "Give them space to express themselves." I LoL-ed and snorted a bit.

    46. Lifiea Chancelot

      actual cooking and baking tips?! WHAT IS THIS YSAC

    47. Vincent Graves

      Well it has cone in it so it is scone makes sense

    48. Mary Griffiths

      I have been baking scones for over 35 years and this is the funniest scone related video I have ever seen.

    49. Shade Cønøver

      A scuffin!? Stop being cute, stop it.

    50. MS. Lillie

      F@€k i found this entertaining. Not sure what todo next. Plus side making scoffins tomorrow